Friday guest blogger

Today's guest blogger is my daughter, Rose. Rose is in second grade and wrote the following book during class. Her teacher, Mr. Fox just smiled.


How to torment your parents
have you ever wanted to torment your parents? well in this Book you can Lern how! enjoy!

One. go outside one rainy day Baregoot in a teeshirt Jump into a mud pudull Let Rain fall on you then Scratch yourslef with some thorns then come inside it will Look Like got hurt in a fite. two. fall off your Bunk Bed.
three. mummify Lite bulbs and make tombs for them out of boxs i have done this it drove my mom crazy. four. to really drive your parents nuts don't Brush your hair. five. don't clean your room. Six. fight with your Brother or sister.
Seven. if your Mother knits and she offers to make something choose dizzying colors.

Mother's note: the mummafied lightbulbs in their little tomb really did freak me out.